OFFICIALLY UNNECESSARY. NECESSARILY OFFICIAL.

THE OFFICIAL JEANPHIL COIN

A distinguished coin for a distinguished haircut. No complicated charts. No secret society. Just Jeanphil, the moustache, and the longest neck in the room.

TICKER 67JEANPHIL

OFFICIAL

JEANPHIL • OFFICIAL PORTRAIT

OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS TO BE ANNOUNCED

PUBLIC NOTICE № 67

THE HAIRCUT HAS SPOKEN.

Jeanphil arrived with perfect bangs, a ceremonial moustache and a neck engineered for visibility. The coin exists for one purpose: to make the internet slightly more official than it was five minutes ago.

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